Send my big girls to school without breakfast - the most important meal of the day.
Wear sweats, a ball cap, tennis shoes, and no make-up to make it appear as if I just finished a workout when the truth is I was just too lazy to get dressed.
Give Lily a baby-wipe and lotion "bath" when I don't feel like giving her a shower.
Allow my children to watch three hours of television in one day.
Serve a "cereal buffet" for supper.
Drive my kids to school while not wearing any shoes.
Display empty picture frames around my home.
Do an entire week of Bible study lessons in one day.
Let my big girls skip a day of school for absolutely no reason.
Kill more than my fair share of poor, defenseless goldfish.
Use one of Lily's socks to blow her nose when kleenex are nowhere to be found.
Never completely fill in any of the kids' baby books.
What about you? What have you been known to do on occasion? Any little secrets you'd like to share?