We have all been caught off guard countless times and felt her joy or her wrath.
But she has recently added something new to her bag of tricks.
And that is The Super Pinch.
More than just a simple squeeze of the skin, this is a pinch with some mustard on it.
And it hurts.
And her most favorite point of delivery?
The.... ahem..... boob.
Men and women alike - she does not discriminate.
Pick her up and and she goes straight for the "sweet spot", shall we say? This is just to ensure that you are looking straight at her and giving her your full attention. And I must say, nothing gets my attention quite like The Super Pinch to the boob.
But my momma didn't raise no fool, and I have quickly learned to pick her up and grab her hands in mine in one swift motion. This is especially important while out in public since there is nothing like trying to have a conversation with a total stranger while your daughter is pinching the fire out of your boob.
Thankfully, a small pinch to her cheek is usually the key to a quick release. (and I mean a really small, not painful at all pinch, like your grandma used to do while telling you how much you had grown.)
The good news is her weapons tend to come and go so we'll endure this for a while and then it will one day just disappear.
And on that day, boobs everywhere will rejoice.