HERE IS YOUR HALLOWEEN POST, LADY.

I'm going to share something with you this morning.  Something that I've kept under wraps since I started this blog.  

Anytime there are photos on a post, they have been taken by my oldest daughter, Ryley.  She then downloads, color corrects, crops, stores, and moves them onto a blog page for me.

Because I am a dunce.

And there are too many steps in the process for me to handle.

But I also wanted you to experience the level of disrespect I deal with on a daily basis from my 17 year old daughter.

For those of you who know Ryley and think she is this sweet and perfect angel, prepare to be shocked.  

I hope you are sitting down.

Because this morning, I am going to show you how she sets up my photo posts for me.  And I'm leaving the captions she wrote to me.  The ones showing me where to type.

Oh, and the title of this post is written by her, too.

I think it's completely inappropriate for my daughter to refer to me as LADY.  But here goes.... the real Ryley.

START WRITING HERE, LADY.

 AND THEN YOU KEEP WRITING HERE, LADY.

 AND HERE.

AND HERE.  AND IF YOU WANT THESE PHOTOS IN A DIFFERENT ORDER THEN YOU CAN JUST TELL ME, OKAYS?  AND YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM ABOUT MY PUNNY COSTUME, OKAYS LADY?

So now the secret is out.  Ryley is out of control.  

And since I'm too disturbed to write my own captions, I'll just tell you that Lily is dressed as Uniqua from the Backyardigans.  That is our sweet sitter, Julie, in the middle photo with her.  

The top photo is Reagan and her friend, Lindsey and they didn't dress up.  Kidding!  

Ryley put eye black under her eyes and taped a quarter to her back - a quarterback.  Get it?!?  

She is not in any photos which is what happens when you call your mom LADY.  

Pray for me, people.