Thursday, April 19, 2012

The Art of Unagi

Before I officially begin this post, I have to give Ashley over at Stinker Babies credit for teaching me the concept of "unagi".  Click here to read her post, which inspired this one.


According to Ross Geller, of the television show Friends fame, "unagi is not something you are, it's something you have".

Here.  I'll just let Ross explain it a little further:

So how does "unagi" manifest itself in me?

Well, let me give you a little example.

Wednesday night, the Bird and I are the only ones at home, which can make multi-tasking a bit difficult. I simply can't leave Lily unattended for any length of time because there's just no telling what she'll get into.

Yet, even knowing this about my daughter, I still try to do several things at once.  

Because I am a glutton for punishment.    

We finished eating supper and I put Lily in the shower.  I really wanted to get the kitchen cleaned up while she was bathing playing in the water.  I thought this just might actually work for the following reasons: 
  • Her bathroom is not that far from the kitchen.
  • I can hear her from the kitchen.
  • I removed all clean towels from the bathroom shelves so she wouldn't drag them into the water - a lesson I learned the hard way.
  • I removed the soap.
Basically, there's nothing in her bathroom now except the toilet, the shower stall and the sink.

I pat myself on the back and head to the kitchen to start loading the dishwasher.  I check on the Bird a few times and she's perfectly content, filling and emptying cups of water from the shower head.

I continue cleaning the kitchen and suddenly, it hits me.  My unagi kicks in.  That state of total awareness.  That sense that something is going on somewhere in the house that should not be.

You know what I'm talking about.  That quiet that's just too quiet.  The quiet that's left after all sound has been sucked from the room.  

Yes.  It was that quiet in the bathroom.

My unagi propels me to immediately drop the cloth I'm wiping the table with and sprint to the bathroom.

Where I am greeted with the knowledge that I did not remove everything from the bathroom like I thought I had.

Nope.

I left the trash can.

Which Lily has pulled into the shower with her.

Thankfully, there was only one thing in it.

Not so thankfully, that one thing was an entire roll of toilet paper that Lily had dunked in the potty earlier and I had rescued before it was completely submerged.

There is toilet paper completely covering the floor of the shower.  Wet, soggy, sticky blobs of toilet paper in piles of all sizes littering the stall.  Even the cardboard roll had disintegrated and started to biodegrade in front of my eyes.

And what is Lily doing?

Sitting in the middle of it all, grinning from ear to ear, picking up piles of the soggy mess, dropping them into the garbage can, adding a little water, and then dumping it all back out again.

And what do I do?

Sigh.  Turn off the water.  Grab a squeegee and start scraping up the mess.  Trying to convince the Bird this isn't a good activity, all while she's looking at me, grabbing my face by the cheeks, kissing me, and trying to tell me without words how much fun she had.

Maybe my unagi is getting a little rusty.

But at least I got a clean trash can out of it.


20 comments:

  1. :) LOL Sorry to laugh! But I've found you just *have* to laugh. Sorry for the mess you had to deal with. We are all too familiar with what "too quiet" means around here. :)

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    1. You definitely have to laugh - it beats the alternative!

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  2. Oh my gosh. I laughed so hard, only because this has been me. And you cannot get mad, you just can't. You have to kiss back and love. God bless!

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    1. I think she honestly thought she was being so creative so I just couldn't get mad... Thanks for the comment, Kerri!

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  3. HAHAHA...Awwwwww! I hate wet toilet paper so much. It feels so icky and you just can't get it all. Decades from now, we'll still be finding bits of toilet paper in the far corners of the bathroom from our last "experiment." We should all get together and get a group rate to ninja school. I'm so excited for the shout out! =)

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    1. Truth be told, there is STILL toilet paper in her shower. Of course, now it's like little blobs of concrete so I'll have to wet everything all over again. And you're more than welcome for the link - you were the wind beneath my wings.... or at least this post! :)

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  4. I think my son would totally want to do that! I'm sure I will have those stories when he's older. So cute!

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    1. Oh Bea, just wait. You will definitely have stories... and I look forward to hearing them!

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  5. I say get some benefit from this hard worker!!! -- give the girl some dirty towels and a little detergent in a bucket and voila! laundry done! ;)
    When you're ready- I'll teach the bird how to paper mache' and channel those creative juices! --
    Hang in there, my friend and the offer still stands for some Saturday/Sunday time with the bird while you enjoy some down time-you've got my digits. :)

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    1. What a happy day it would be if I could just turn this exploration into the completion of chores! Lovely... And I have your number in my speed dial!

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  6. So the bird was buliding a soggy little nest? Oy. I do NOT envy you that little adventure!

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    1. Oh, a nest! I didn't even think of that. Somehow, in that moment, I wasn't thinking cute little things...

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  7. Oh my...My guy sounds just like the Bird! I chuckled as I read this (and I LOVE the unagi episode of Freinds) yet at the same time, I feel your pain. It's a good thing they're cute...! ;)

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  8. Oh yes - we often say if Lily wasn't so cute, we'd pitch her right out the door! :)

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  9. Wet toilet paper is the worst. Why do kids feel the urge to see what will happen if they submerge it? I was totally expecting you to say she dumped the water out of the tub via the trash can. Whew...I think that might be the one time toilet paper is actually easier to clean up!

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    1. One of the reasons I LOVE Lily's bathroom is that it's not a tub/shower combo. It's just a big shower stall. So unless she plugs up the drain (hmmm... maybe with wet toilet paper...), not enough water collects in the bottom to scoop out!

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  10. Too quiet is never good! I like Darla's idea about paper mâché! Sounds like something Lily would love to do. Think I might try that with Tootles! (I always wonder why the dads seem to be invisible during these sort of incidents...)

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    1. I'm still cleaning up toilet paper so if we attempt paper mache, it will be OUTSIDE!!

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  11. The "Unagi" episode of Friends is a running joke between my two older daughters and me. We love it. And this post was just too funny because I can so relate. My Toots can't get herself to trouble but left with ANYTHING, including her feeding tube not being covered by her shirt or blanket, she will inevitably find trouble. And then smile as if to say, "Gotcha!"

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    1. We just don't think like our kiddos, do we?? Not near as creative... :)

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